How to be British No. 8: How to complain

This meat is as tough as old boots. How’s your fish?

It tastes off. And these vegetables are cold.

This wine is awful — I asked for dry and they’ve given us sweet!

And look, there’s a worm in my side-salad..

How is your meal? Is everything all right?

Oh, yes. It’s lovely!

Excellent thank you!