How to be British No. 7: The British bathroom

The (British) Bathroom

1. The bath
2. Cold tap
3. Very cold tap
4. Shower (not in UK)
5. Chain (see instructions)
6. W.C.
7. Safety belt
8. Toilet brush (not to be used internally)
9. Medicated toilet tissue (industrial strength)
10. Washbasin
11. Air-conditioning
12. Monitoring device (for staff training purposes only)
13. Tiddles
14. Guest room (overspill)