How to be British No. 4: British beer
British Beer
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Units | Language level |
| 1 | pint | No change to your English |
| 2 | pints | Your English goes up a level |
| 3 |
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Your English goes up a level (but the grammar disappears) |
| 4 |
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You become very fluent, but start mixing English with your own language |
| 5 |
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You discover you can sing in English, and are brilliant at karaoke |
| 6 |
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You suddenly know lots of taboo words in English (fortunately, no-one else seems to understand them) |
| 7 |
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You can’t speak English at all (and also forget your own language) |
| Over 7 (Danger Zone!) |
You start speaking American English | |
