How to be British No. 1: You can tell I’m British
You can tell I’m British because...
  • I live in the past
  • I don’t care what people think
  • I’m a different person when the sun’s out
  • I’m not bothered about a bit of dust
  • I never refuse a drink
  • I don’t speak a foreign language
  • I’m lost without my dog
  • I wouldn’t live anywhere else